Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant blowoffs
wynn1ng kingofmyown

Wahclella Falls by Jayson McIvor
ILAURENS wonderous-world
sneakpeaking jumpin-jack-fl4sh

“Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there’s any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about…”
Palo Alto, Gia Coppola (2013)
eluciidate nervous-plant

Apparently blunts aren’t what I though they were.

Is there something encoded in the Caucasian genome that permanently ruins their sense of style once they turn 30?

tryppi sage-mode
revolvver theimperfectideal

mostly nature
bluerdenim barefoot-vegan

"You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone."
movieshift uncodedthoughts

The Edge Effect - Daniel Kukla
conjecting overidealism
spiritscars radicalismm



i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

surimistick kiefeon